Double oven

The act of cumming in someone's ass while having intercourse and continuing to have sex until you cut again

My bf gave me a double oven last night and I'm sore

by Unifornbread September 30, 2023

Double Stuffed Oreo

When a woman has a huge shit in her ass and is getting fisted.

Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.

Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.

by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.

The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

cheesy mc double

An insult complement and word used to Express joy

David:fuck you you cheesy mc double

by Duck with the drip November 25, 2021

P.I. Double Shagrine

Verb peeing; code for PISS; needing to wizz; what you say when you wanna swear I front of your parents.

Alternate- P.I. Double; P.I. Shagrine Shagrine

"Where's the bathroom? I gotta P.I. Double Shagrine like race horse."

by Ima Di Ying & Daso Kay November 26, 2021