'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.
"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"
"Dick Cheese"
by eraserdoubles August 30, 2022

by veryveryfunnyyyy July 6, 2022

by sponkqueen December 12, 2017

by looking7676 August 31, 2016

When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.
I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me
by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)
Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020
