“pinchy cheese” is the best person you will ever meet. it’s the person that will understand you, be by your side no matter what, and always support you. if you find yourself a pinchy cheese you better hold them close and never let them go, they are the rarest type of person out there. they’re the person that fills your other half even though you’re a whole on your own. they add
happiness to your life, they’re always a
mood booster and will take naps with you if you’re exhausted but want to spend time with them. this person is your
soulmate without the romantic aspect. they love you for you, and they’re probably the best person to do stupid fun things with. you two together are the life of the party, no matter who’s watching. pinchy cheese is the
best friend that you always wanted, and have finally found.