Bedazzle that ass

Term used to suggest a female should "liven up" her otherwise boring velvet track suit pants. Heard most commonly in late night Boston pizza joints and the Jersey shore. Commonly leads to full on brawls.

Hey baby you need to bedazzle that ass!

by EBliss July 21, 2011

Ass Capsule

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.

When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Swamp Ass

A common description of the weather in Southern Georgia, particularly Valdosta, in the American South, in the southeastern United States

My brother was explaining the humidity in Valdosta, Georgia and said "'Have you ever heard of 'swamp ass'?

by 88mphsss July 29, 2011

Ass Serviette

The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains.

"During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".

by Tristan Serviette August 5, 2011

Shot Ass

Someone who smokes generous amounts of weed, marijuana, etc. on a regular basis

Bob Marley was called a shot ass all the time by his friends.

by Too Much Fun November 14, 2011

Ass Pisser

One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.

(insert name of prick here) (Tyler Staley) is an Ass Pisser.

by Ninjow October 28, 2011

theater ass

That painful feeling you get in your ass muscles when sitting for a very long time. Usually the result of long gaming sessions or Harry Potter films.

Cam: "I'm not gonna be able to sit down tomorrow, dude"
Matt: "Why not?"
Cam: "Transformers 3 gave me the worst theater ass. I'm gonna have to get my mom to rub Bengay on it before bed."
Matt: "Oh iite"

by RagingNipple September 8, 2011