Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.

I have been laying under different sheets trying to get over you and hanging at your favorite bar until quarter past 2 since I have a bad case of the whiskey blues.

by Tanner Adell February 13, 2024

Blue Brains

Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.

Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.

Friend: Does it happen often?

Girl: Yes!

Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.

Girl: But why? What would have caused it?

Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.

by violet_dragon August 17, 2011

blue sambrero

Feeding your girl a hot mexican fiesta and then fucking her in the anus so hard that a taco comes out of her anus and sits on your cock so that it looks like a hat.

While having sexual intercourse i earned my blue sambrero in her asshole

by Anusfly July 12, 2017

what in the flyin blue fuck

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.

Me: Yo, What in the flyin blue fuck! Get out my seat, cuz!

Stranger: Who the fuck even are you?

by Cubicwolf77 November 6, 2022

brendan blues

A sexy hot man that can get any girl that he looks at. He is also very acually active especially at night. He is very talented in many ways.

Wow look at that Brendan Blues over there

by Logan Peacock January 21, 2017

blue

if your favorite color is blue that means you are the most basic person in the world. Out of all the colors in the world you chose blue like shut up.

me: Hey what's your fav color??

person: blue
me: shut up

by kuromi and friends January 22, 2021

Blue Cheese Donut

Expired semen that has remained inside of someone’s rear.

“I was eating my girl’s booty and I found a blue cheese donut, man. I think she’s cheating on me!”

by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018