I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken
Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken
by Inky splatoon gamer June 20, 2022
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chicken mayhem

The act of eating large quantities of chicken and stashing the leftover bones under the duvet of a friend's bed, even though they let you sleep over for the night.
Person 1: "Got into bed last night and felt something scratch my legs and balls. Looked under the covers to find the sheets covered in chicken bones and Raggae Raggae sauce! Who the fuck put all that there?!"

Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."
by ukclaX October 27, 2017
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Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020
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kentucky fried chicken leg

The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.
Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?

As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.

Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!

See you then!
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
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chicken tooth

a stingy azz muthafuck
JO HE GAVE ME 5 CHICKEN NUGGETS NOT 6 MAN BS. lol what a chicken tooth
by based god lil b July 01, 2013
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Chewing her chicken

The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.
Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken
by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016
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