jack stott

A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.

The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.

Example 1:

"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"

"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"

Example 2:

"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"

by JackYouHaveABeautifulBumhole September 17, 2016

a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.

boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!

by Person Jerd September 11, 2016

jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.

Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.

by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016

Jack

He is a dick who likes to do parody’s of death which is a bit shit as he is a kock sucker and his youtube is worse than a fuckin team doggs neo chrome complete! No it’s worse than a district that says Kota on it for twice the price and twice as small

Jack is a dick. Scooter brad for life!!!!!!!!!!!! @scooterbrad on instagram subscribe to scooter brad on YouTube and get some “flit” merch

by @scootsoup on instagram January 17, 2018

Jack in a Girl

Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.

Resuev dumped Lana after finding Adrian’s jack in a girl.

by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018

Jack

Someone who is spineless and is super whipped to his girlfriend

Friends: Come out with us

Jack: Sorry can't my girlfriend says no.

by Megaghey January 29, 2018

Pulling a Jack

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

by Get BEANED May 4, 2018