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Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020
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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.
I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.
by elliot_ June 25, 2024
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fart mommy

when your sugar mommy has a scat kink you have to fufil
damn bro, you got yourself a fart mommy, what a unique way to make bank!
by thebiggestwettestfussy March 1, 2022
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That shit is farts

not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.
Imagine a fashionable latina teen critiquing the whole of Capitalism, "ugh, that shit is farts."
by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025
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