i swear to cum 

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends

Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED

i swear to cum by cum #727 December 9, 2022

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

don't cum over spilled milk by cumsquad January 8, 2023

Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo 

A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.

"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."

Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo by a very swag individual January 18, 2023

here i cum 

What a guy says right before he releases his explosion of cum into a females fat pussy.

Him: Oh baby, here I cum
Her: Yes, cum deep inside of me

here i cum by Jghijhhj July 24, 2023

The grimace cum 

The cream at the top of the shake that is..

THE GRIMACE CUM

The grimace cum by Imthehamman August 5, 2023

homeless camp cum dumpster katie 

A girl who. Is so fat and nasty she can only find a guy to have sex with at a homeless camp

That girl is just a homeless camp cum dumpster katie.

homeless camp cum dumpster katie by A real Karen August 5, 2023

blue whale foreskin full of cum 

the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin

Man 1: i got a blue whale foreskin full of cum rn
Man 2: lemme taste

blue whale foreskin full of cum by noah_7736 October 31, 2022