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Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
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double lick-lick

To lick someones ass until they shat
Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!
by jhwjw March 16, 2020
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Double Dragon

What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.
“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom
by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025
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Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.
"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"
by TheDrencher December 28, 2024
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double downs

When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
by Killme190 November 22, 2019
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double-half-cousin

1- Child of parent's maternal half-sibling and of parent's paternal half-sibling at the same time.
2- Child of parent's half-sibling and of other parent's half-sibling at the same time.
3- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
5- Double-half-first-cousin.
6- Double-half-1C.
My double-half-cousin is a good person.
by TAYLORGLOSS October 21, 2021
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Double Entendre

“Gotta get the lettuce out of the olives. There’s lettuce in the olives. That’s a double entendre
by Publixguy May 1, 2022
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