nut duvet

Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.

Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.

by Nutduvetlover March 27, 2022

Nut Tober

A challenge in which you have to ejaculate every time of the number of the day

Im about to complete nut tober but the 30th i have to nut 30 times that day.

by Hipster2 October 24, 2022

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.

"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"

by Wenis man January 27, 2023

Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 02, 2020

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 03, 2017

What The Nuts

What the fuck/What The Frick but way better

Bro what the nuts is that, What the nuts did you just say, or What the Nuts!

by Synth Cat May 28, 2024

Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

by The tiler January 30, 2019