A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
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Get the fortnite kid mug.Hym "And what do you NOT have now that you would have had, had you not 'sacrificed' it for your kids? Name one thing. Your youth? You would have lost that anyway. Opportunities? There are not greater opportunities than, teaching at harvard, working at the UN, or being a famous charlatan. Name ONE thing you ACTUALLY sacrificed for your kids that you do not have now. I mean you were busy 'working 80 hours a week" so, time with your kids? OOHHH!! 😱 THAT'S IT! You're God! That's the God complex! Right there! You sacrificed yourself... to YOURSELF so that humanity wouldn't have to suffer at your hands. It's the Christ sacrifice in abstraction! THAT'S the sacrifice you made isn't it? Hahahahaha! You know that doesn't count. I don't even have to debunk the claim! The atheists already did it for me! Ha! No. You aren't willing to sacrifice anything. You're not even willing to sacrifice your PRIDE (the sin you yelled at Elliot (I still thinknit should be Alan) for embodying) to allow yourself to be summoned. Even if the consequences are mangled retard skulls and bloated whore corspes."
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More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.
Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.
Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.
Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.
Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
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