Cat

An adorable demon that lives in your house

Guy1.oh you have a cat aren't those things like house demons?

Guy2.Dont worry mine is sweet

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader

Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.

by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021

Cat

Not a dog

That buffoon dog chewed the couch again! It must be a cat, or Muno!

by Blurryface_fan December 28, 2021

Cat

Also ‘cool cat.’

Noun. A person. An individual, most likely involved in a subculture or controversial industry. A wanderlust individual of fleeting residence. *Adapted from west coast slang.

As you’re walking out of a concert at a small, local venue… referring to someone you observed pacing the crowd or highly mingling during the event;
“That Cat was all over the place”

by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021

cat turner

Kind graceful loudmouthed temperamental honest good hearted viperous she devil caring honorable

You have just been cat turnered

by Cat_ March 9, 2022

Cat's out of the Bag

When a woman doesn't wear any underwear, especially if her pussy is somehow exposed while not wearing underwear. You cannot call it going Commando like when a man doesn't wear underwear. It's called that because your dick is somewhat exposed to the elements.

"Dude, when the wind just blew a minute ago this hotties dress went up high and she wasn't wearing any underwear...Cat's out of the Bag!!"

by Shame420 March 10, 2022

cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.

Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now

by korndog420 March 10, 2022