'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.
Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
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Marcus: dafuq does that mean
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1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
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Get the Friends mug.The girl best friend will always wonder why you chose another girl when she was the one always there for you.
A: Wait your dating ____? I thought it would have been ____.
B: Yeah but she’s just my girl best friend.
A: Bro she loves you tho
B: Maybe I’m blind to things that good for me
A: Yeah you’re dumb.
B: Yeah but she’s just my girl best friend.
A: Bro she loves you tho
B: Maybe I’m blind to things that good for me
A: Yeah you’re dumb.
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Person 1 II just realized, I've got friends in low places.
Person 2 What does that mean?
Person1 Oh, it means that their just another one of a long line of no ones.
Person 2 So people who aren't very popular?
Person 1 Yeah, basically.
Person 2 What does that mean?
Person1 Oh, it means that their just another one of a long line of no ones.
Person 2 So people who aren't very popular?
Person 1 Yeah, basically.
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