kids jaman now

"Kids jaman now" the Indonesian slang term for "today's children". That being said, preschoolers and students who are still in primary or secondary fulfill the definition of "kids jaman now", whilst college students, young adults, and adults don't.

I once heard the claim that a 2004-born person is a 2000's kid if he started college in 2021 or 2022 and is going to have finished college by 2026, but a 2010's kid if he didn't start college until 2023 and won't finish college until late 2020's. The claim about being classified as a 2000's kid or 2010's kid based on college attendance is more about the cultural milestones and generational shifts rather than strict definitions. Starting college in 2021 or 2022 and finishing in 2026 aligns you with experiences characteristic of a 2000's kid. In contrast, starting college in 2023 and finishing in the late 2020s might connect you more with "kids jaman now", as you'd be experiencing significant cultural shifts associated with the 2010's generation.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

grown manage kids

1.Kids that talk back to or don’t listen to an adult.

2.Kids who think they are adults but not.
3.Disrespectful child.
4.kid who verbally go back and forth with an adult.

Adult: I thought I told you to wash the dishes
Kid: I didn’t feel like washing dishes I’m tired.
Adult: You a grown manage kids. I could’ve never say that to my mom when I was your age.

by Brianakilk January 20, 2022

Cremate your future kids

yes

Cremate your future kids

by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021

Flat pack kid

Commonly used towards Swedish boys as an attempt of dis-hearten them or bully.

Oh my god Liam u flat pack kid

by Eva_smith_ November 8, 2018

two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

blue tie kid

bl-oo-ty-kid Gained popularity in a video by @islandentertainment on TikTok for asserting dominance among his friend group, slowly but surely influencing his peers to copy his every move. Also coined the nickname "group leader" due to his supreme demeanor throughout the clip. Very popular within the TikTok brain rot community.

Jack: I hate drugs, why are they even a thing!?
Blake: *slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Jack: *also slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Bystander: Wow, Blake is definitely the blue tie kid.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024