A common feature seen in bike shops. The mother of a BMX rider who has absolutely no awareness or acceptance of the jumps and tricks her child does on their bike and storms into bike shops to blame the bike shop or bike manufacturer when they come off the bike and injure themselves.
"The frame's cracked, but she guaranteed that he never jumps it or does tricks on it , he only cycles it to the park. She's such a BMX Mom, she won't accept the bike's been jumped."
by CliffordRedFaction June 29, 2020
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The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
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Get the Carmellas mom mug.The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.
“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”
“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”
“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”
“Ya, ur mom”
“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”
“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”
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