Pail of cheese

The original thing Jack and Jill went up the hill for, bucket of cheese.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of Cheese;
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Gill came tumbling after.

by Hkettell December 9, 2023

Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.

“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”

by Depression 67 December 18, 2020

Cheese day

Cheese day is the day where you have to eat something with cheese.

Bob: Yo dude why are you eating cheese?
Arne: Its cheese day today.
Bob: Your lactose intolerant...

by Zen.berry's January 18, 2022

Duck cheese

Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.

by The Yan Man December 2, 2021

mr. cheese

someone who can’t control themselves when drunk and believes they are talking sense in this state of mind even though nobody actually knows what they are talking about

yo look at mr. cheese over there, acting retarded

by Buckeyboi July 10, 2021

Cracking the bun off the cheese

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.

An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022