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Brown Loaf 

Someone whos head is so big that blocks out the moon
That guys such a Brown Loaf
Brown Loaf by moo62 September 8, 2010

Brown Neck 

A person who has a visible brown ring of dirt, grease, and other refuse on their neck. Used most often to identify the foulest of gamers or those individuals who believe that excelling in games such as Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, or World of Warcraft is a license to forgo basic sanitation.

It is helpful to be able to identify Brown Necks at a distance as they are usually accompanied an overwhelming smell.

Brown Necks should not be confused with those gamers that enjoy games but maintain the social awerness to shower at least once a week.
I was going to ride the T into work today but the train was loaded with Brown Necks heading to Anime Boston. Gathered together the smell had become overpowering and some small children were on the verge of fainting. I decided to walk instead.
Brown Neck by Kim Jong Beel June 1, 2011

brown hammer 

A word referring to a brown and small penis. Usually common in tall,dark and handsome men
Maddee: I saw a brown hammer today
Brittany: it was probably really small
brown hammer by BrownHammer December 26, 2015

Sweaty Brown Betty 

Sweaty Brown Betty is the name of a delicious mixed drink. It is a combination of chocolate milk (8 oz) and Irish cream (4 oz). The name was derived from its brown color.
That Sweaty Brown Betty is delicious.
Sweaty Brown Betty by bdonahue April 30, 2006

Dirty Brown Water Trash 

Essentially a collection of grossness that accumulates in kiddy pools at country music festivals. This includes but is not limited to: overcooked brats, dirty sandals, used band aids, shitty mud, etc
Did you see Amber splashing around in that Dirty Brown Water Trash last night? Not really surprised at all
a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.
during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm
brown cow by jordon_guv June 10, 2005