The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
Get the Blue Meatloafmug. The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.
Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.
Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.
Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
by Nedgo August 16, 2022
Get the Blue Switchmug. When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
Get the blue blumpkinsmug. by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017
Get the BLUE WAFFLEmug. The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.
"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015
Get the Blue Falconmug. The act of slapping someone’s inner thighs, often by surprise, in order to replicate the sound of a blue fish flopping around on the ground.
by Raenac August 14, 2022
Get the Blue Fishmug. The gardener harvested all the herbs in the garden except the sage. Now sage is lonely. Sage is a blue sage.
by Wrathian June 14, 2017
Get the blue sagemug.