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cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022
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Felix the cat

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.
oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS
by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022
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cat
u should adopt a cat lowk
by pengcatsprout November 27, 2022
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Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands
That damn cat, keeps on scra-
by Chrîs November 28, 2022
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look! there is a cat on the road
by polveoer November 29, 2022
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Putter cat

by cwenger November 29, 2022
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Cat

Cat
by !!!Korean Jesus!!! April 21, 2022
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