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A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
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The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII
by Pweaw February 12, 2024
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Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.
by Melek February 4, 2015
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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.
My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
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Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.
"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011
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(v.)

Synonym for suicide.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 17, 2021
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