what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.

Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".

by Jacks fill October 9, 2016

That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.

Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying

Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”

by Miyagison January 9, 2022

what to it

it's an expression to start a casual chat, as "what do you say"

what to it, bro?

by spidyhero June 20, 2018

What the imaginitive fuck

what the imaginitive fuck (wtif) is used when someone post something truly horrific and they need to question why they decided to post it.

Op: * post someone getting raped*
Me: what the imaginitive fuck op.

by A digital mess June 22, 2019

That's What She Said

Michael Scott’s favorite phrase is now a dirty party game. Like Cards Against Humanity, only all hilarious innuendos.

Person: What's That's What She Said game?

Me: A hilarious party game of twisted innuendos, it's like Cards Against Humanity but all innuendos. You have to play, you'll laugh until you cry!

by Jen Rose February 9, 2019

What was the reason!

An iconic phrase previously used Superstar Cardi B, that is used when someone can not answer your question and is being sus.
The phrase can also be used when u feel that a person is lying to you.
The phrase is usually shouted or exclaimed for emphasis.

You: "Why?"
Friend "..i dunno"
You "What was the reason!"

by ValoraGalaxy December 28, 2022