couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

cat emojis

the stupid meaning is a private part, like wth that is not the meaning of a cat emoji
the real meaning depends on the cat emoji, the laughing one is just a cat version of the laughing emoji
the happy cat emoji means that you are happy or you are happy for someone
etc.

example of using cat emojis
Jimmy: "look at this funny cat meme"
"insert funny cat meme here"
Josh: "LOL thats so funny "cat emoji" "

by captainmanticore September 8, 2022

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

cats and boots

A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with

he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots

by eirikdovbrokhoa September 30, 2019

cat trapping

The act of cock blocking intended for females trying to hook up

Emma, you are cat trapping me and grace.

by cmr1213 December 26, 2018

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019