nade monkey 

a noob in fps video games (such as halo 3 or COD4) that has no skill and throws grenades like mad as his only way of getting kills.

"OMG these H4x0r faggots, i keep getting killed by random grenades. What a bunch of fucking nade monkeys."

nade monkey by golfandlax June 23, 2008

pop monkey 

a very silly character, someone who acts like a crack head but isn't.

that mofo eric is a straight up pop monkey!

pop monkey by tyler hess January 13, 2009

swine monkey 

a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them

look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken

swine monkey by roxsteady May 7, 2009

steeze monkey 

a bowl skate boarder that performs tricks easily with major style that cannot be mimicked

look at that guy shred, he's such a steeze monkey

steeze monkey by steezen skater16 May 24, 2009

crunky monkey 

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009

Made Monkey 

(Verb) - to have anal intercourse

The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.

Made Monkey by Jonthedon7679 December 17, 2009

Dart Monkey 

A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.

Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.

Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.

Dart Monkey by MoleMan August 18, 2014