New Strategy

What's that? Pretend not to be retarded and walk around with a smelly weiner?

Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

New England taco

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.

Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.

by DrLongschlong April 23, 2021

[New Strain Brain]

When one tries a new weed (marijuana) batch/strain for the first few times, one is usually more inebriated than usual so you feel more wasted than usual. Folks might act more erratic or unlike themselves.

Friend 1: Hey man you b trippin everytime you come over here!
Friend 2: That's cuz I always be having new strain brain trying out some of your trees and gettin extra funkin high you observant motherfucker!

by Shitheel Lane June 04, 2015

New Months Eve

When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.

Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?

Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.

by pseudosanctity January 11, 2019

Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.

Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.

by baby2.0 December 27, 2009

new indian

an old term for North America coined by Christopher Columbus

North Americans used to be called New Indians before that died out.

by niadiwestindian July 27, 2017

New England Churro

When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.

I New England Churroed My Woman On That Snow Day

by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 09, 2018