Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.
CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
by DarkskinLite February 26, 2024
by Squeky Clean February 04, 2005
Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!
by SadMandalorian May 27, 2020
The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
by Licensed_Nerd November 03, 2020
A bomb that is disguised to look like Canadian to attract passers-by and people going to Victoria. This bomb is very dangerous so if you are in Canada and see someone suspicious then just stay away.
I am going to ask that man for instructions honey. No Jill said Bob I think that guy is actually a Skeravian Time Bomb or worse, a Rumpleton stink bottom.
by Youserfive January 27, 2010
A phrase used to describe a place or thing to be stuck in a certain year or era usually used to described old antiques or creepy pieces of old furniture.
by wtommy February 28, 2023
by UnderHero5 February 25, 2021