by maxyyyyyylol May 23, 2019

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.
Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.
by bxmith June 14, 2010

New Trier Township High School (NTHS) in Winnetka, the only American high school that is, as of late, infamously god awful at its country's own sport, American football.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
1. New Trier is so ass at football that the pep band can only play during timeouts.
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
by ew_emo.gay September 4, 2025

A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.
What tractor do you have a john deere
How bout you a new holland
Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
How bout you a new holland
Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
by grapelookingslut September 7, 2022

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023

by alcopaul August 24, 2023
