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monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice
by drunk driver December 10, 2013
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Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing
Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that
by Poopball January 11, 2025
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Monkey

Some black mofo
by Big_wiener beaner December 27, 2021
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Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".
"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1
by Yee_Enjoyer June 18, 2024
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Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall
This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey
by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021
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Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 27, 2015
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monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.
“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”
by jtown030 May 18, 2024
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