Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Fart knockermug. (idiom)
To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
Get the Build cathedrals just to fart in themmug. farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!
by pOo0pY December 7, 2019
Get the fartmug. Fart is a modest way of describing cum being spread atop a young British boy from the Quebec ethnicity
"I love it when Brian farts me, it makes me feel at home and brings back memories of when my dad would do it to me in primary school."
by Pierre Lo' Fieere August 20, 2023
Get the fartmug. by MethaneMan999 February 4, 2018
Get the fartmug. The unconsented drop of advertising cookies on a web user's browser by publishers/retailers prior to consenting, or despite not having consented, to 3rd party tracking cookies.
"how do these ad tech firms gather so much data on users while most people opt out of tracking nowadays?"
They're just cookie farting all over the your browser, placing cookies without your consent...
They're just cookie farting all over the your browser, placing cookies without your consent...
by parisianben79 December 6, 2023
Get the Cookie Fartingmug. phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus
by Aidanevansyt May 17, 2022
Get the Phantom fartmug.