a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.
by Fortniehawk February 18, 2023
The Dirty Lang is when your friend had too much to drink the night before and is feeling sick in the morning, being the good friend you are you head on over and give your friend a reach around when he's puking in the toilet
Stock saw his friend Beej hovered over the toilet and he said, "The only thing that's going to cure that hangover is a Dirty Lang"
by Ktothemotherfinglyle August 18, 2017
by Horses620 November 03, 2020
When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.
Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
by Jitchy BungCreamcheese June 14, 2009
When you are fornicating with your girlfriend in the pool and her dad comes in for a swim then immediately realizes what’s happening and offers to help out
I was banging my girl in the pool and her dad got in and insisted on joining in. It was a dirty Dadpool.
by Idontmaketherules April 16, 2020
Dirty Aundrea
A woman that is so talented she can make a man come so hard just using her mouth and no hands.
A woman that is so talented she can make a man come so hard just using her mouth and no hands.
by Stark Nekkid September 22, 2021
A dirty Salvador is when a dude punches a girl in her stomach and makes her fall to her knees to which he pisses in her mouth and yells “Dirty Salvador”
A dirty Salvador is when a dude punches a girl in her stomach and makes her fall to her knees to which he pisses in her mouth and yells “Dirty Salvador”
by Shaqcurriesusednutsock December 20, 2022