winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

Monkey

A person who drinks kool aid and eats chicken loves kfc and watermelon

A monkey that loves to steal and rob people

by Vpe8 November 11, 2022

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

fire monkey

when something is radical and super duper awesome

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.

by firemonkey123 July 14, 2019

hate slave monkeys

i hate dominic

hate slave monkeys

by a guy who hates school A LOT June 5, 2023

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019