Double Smart

When you put alcohol in your ear so that it will feel better, but ends up going to your brain and makes you so stupid that you think your Double Smart

I used alcohol in my ear and it went to my brain and now I'm double smart.

by AuraKing January 3, 2019

double tired

When one is in a dangerous high state of fatigue.

I really can’t drive tonight because I’m double tired

by Theme oncology l March 27, 2024

Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.

Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"

by mdale August 26, 2013

Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805

I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!

by rjt23 May 21, 2025

Double-headed serpent

noun: when two girls and one penis head in their mouths, the penis is serpent tongue and the girls make a snake

“awe, yea man! i got a visit from the double-headed serpent last night”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

Denver Double

A sexual activity involving 4 people, two active males and two passive (male or female). The two passives are butt to butt with a double sided dildo while giving the two active males are getting blowjobs.

If you ever go to Colorado with your partner, you have to try the Denver Double.

by DevDevDeviant June 16, 2025

double c jinski

A masterful blowjob. One given with such fervor that the lady is placed in the top tier of jinski artists.

That chick u said was so good gave me a double c jinski last night. It was legendary. She also said we were exactly alike haha. I think we should get one from her at the same time.

by alex14_scr November 7, 2012