Rotund Lint Ball

When a male shaves his pubes only to paste them back together on his crotch in the shape of an orb.

Did you see Jerry's rotund lint ball? It was very well constructed.

by The Grand Nippler March 31, 2015

My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com

Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching

by Dodndbs November 27, 2021

Hard ball get

This is a term used predominantly in the Australian Football League (AFL) to describe a 50 50 ball that is contested fiercely. Getting a 'hard ball get' is generally associated with tougher, better players who are not afraid to get involved in the game.

Tim wouldn't know a hard ball get if it hit him in the face.

by Hubsy August 13, 2010

kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.

Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.

by dramallama12345 October 2, 2010

Torsades de Balls

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".

"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!

by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011

Balls About Town

A lighthearted but subtly disparaging term for a guy who is always looking to get laid and who thinks that women everywhere are just waiting for him to make a move.

He’s way too busy being Balls About Town to think much about the upcoming election.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

White Wall Ball

When you fall asleep at someone's house and they paint your balls with white out and they stick to the wall of your leg.

Dumb guy: What the fuck dude
White Waller: Yeah man, you shouldnt of fell asleep last nite, but your white wall balls came out nice

by JDRyan October 23, 2008