the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes

you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)

by SnowyCat1412 January 15, 2025

lana cat

The most amazing creature on earth. She is a loving cat, but can be on the shy side. She likes to sit in windows and looks out doors, so make sure you have a house with a lot of exits! She's a tabby with a big heart and can be really playful or really sleepy. She's a family cat and never cheats on her owners. Lana is a one of a kind cat and can light up your day with one meow.

wow, lana cat is so amazing!

by here's archy March 20, 2018

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

cat casual

The expression on a cat’s face when it’s completely unimpressed or disinterested with things happening around them.

Being totally disinterested and/or unconventionally calm, in a dramatic situation.

The knack of ‘keeping it cool’ when things around you are noticeably not.

“The situation was hard core, but I didn’t flip out or lose my cool, I kept it cat casual.”

by perkolater June 11, 2021

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019

Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery

After dinner, I headed back to my place. When I turned on the TV, I saw the entire gunfight at the O.K. corral from Tombstone. Better than a cat fight at the circus!!!

by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023