oscar the cat

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf

Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick

Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me

by Splash 💦 February 05, 2022

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crying cat

A crying cat is basically g0ul’s favorite thing.. she really likes it cause it looks like her and she always uses it. When will she ever learn that her nitro runs out and she’ll never be able to use it again?

g0ul is a crying cat period Pooh

by g0uls crying cat October 14, 2020

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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 04, 2018

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