cat

demonic gremlins that go: MOWWWWW MEOW MOW MEOW MEW MOWWWW

Me: Omg look it’s a kitty cat!!
Cat: MEOWWWWW RAWRRRRR MOW MOW RAWR MEW MOWW MOW MEOW MEWWW MEW RAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

by IamVeryDum January 3, 2022

Hairless cats

When cats are hairless so you eat them and fry ten

You cut the Hairless cat open and fry them and eat it (hairless cats

by Hairlesss catssse March 22, 2020

Cat cuddle

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"

by Knobbadan August 17, 2016

Cat Strap

When a cat drags it's butt across the floor and possibly leaves and stain behind.

Mom!! Lucy done cat strapped the floor!!

by Alphawolfkira June 8, 2023

Tsohg Cat

APPA! THE CAT THAT DDOSSED TSOHG! APPA IS BARE CHEESED!

Tsohg Cat, APPA: "I am Bare Cheesed rn" Appa

by BareCheese February 8, 2025