Oreo Shits

The mixture of feces and semen that is expelled from the anus of the recipient of anal penetration resulting in orgasm.

May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.

"I busted a nut inside my wife's ass last night and now she has Oreo Shits this morning."

"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."

by FunkPumpkin August 5, 2009

Joe Shit

The generic screw-up or an un-squared away Marine aka The Rag Man

screw up, un-squared away, Joe Shit, The Rag Man

by MC29G4 November 2, 2008

shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

by teetiger October 19, 2008

Ninja Shit

Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.

If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.

by Ivana humpoalot November 5, 2011

Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit

Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning

by Therealestog February 4, 2015

deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

by The Definition King June 2, 2007

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010