I like your boots

Gay code for "You're hot, are you gay too?".

The correct response to this, (if you are also gay) is "thanks, I stole them from a unicorn."

Comes from "I like your shoelaces"- how Tumblr users identify themselves to others.
Also comes from the hot new gay movie "Love, Simon"

gay person: I like your boots
fellow gay person: thanks, I stole them from a unicorn.
gay #1: do you wanna hang out sometime?

by meowsies123 May 14, 2018

i love you harder

to love someone with more passion than they love you with

boyfriend:i love you
girlfriend: i love you harder

(or vice versa, not to be confused with a sexual joke)

by fmlman October 9, 2009

i know your kind

I know how you are, and what you do, and how you act.

Guy: I don't trust girls they all cheat.
Girl: I don't cheat on anyone!

Guy: "I KNOW YOUR KIND"
Girl: wow! How did you know I cheat like all the other girls? 😮

by Cowboynatedog 👀 September 20, 2017

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

i fucked your mom

i love you

Richie, I fucked your mom

by gayvoodka November 24, 2019

And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

i like your moves

The correct response to the comment, "I like your style."

Person 1: I like your style.
Person 2: I like your moves.

by Not Roswig March 4, 2007