guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.

(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something

by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023

What It Do TV

The Realest Channel on Youtube, Devoted to Keeping it Real 1000% No Refunds

Yo, did you catch that episode of what it do tv? Its realness was off the hook!

by What it do. July 5, 2017

What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

what

why

ok now don ok ok what

by John Wickedpeedia August 20, 2022

WHAT

WHAT??? A word said by an agitated person who is being interrupted while trying to relax. For example Wife says to husband "The trash needs to go out" while husband is watching TV husband says with anger in response "WHAT" wife says don't bother I'll take it out myself! Husband growls and with arms folded continues to watch TV! Later wife is resting husband says I need some ice cream. Wife gives husband a dirty look and says "WHAT". Husband looks up in with a cry baby look on his face and walks back to couch sits down and grabs remote to change channels repeatedly out of of anger and gets mad and say" WHAT "the blankety blank!

Wife says can you pick up milk on the way home from work ? Husband says" WHAT"???

by Dr.Lol101 May 29, 2019

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

what he said but in red

a way of agreeing with a someone; to support one’s claim (Color of Ink may Vary)

Maddy: Hey Mike, i just wanted to know if you could sign this to help save the turtles.

Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.

Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.

by PizzaRollKev December 5, 2021