monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014

monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

by Flintown April 22, 2014

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014