Phantom Spoon Syndrome

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.

"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."

by MCALLI March 8, 2014

Friend Drop Syndrome

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.

Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2011

Lady Gaga Syndrome

When a celebrity can easily look like a completely different person in a different picture, scene, or setting.

Person 1: Who is that guy that plays Sirius Black?
Person 2: Gary Oldman
Person 1: Well then who plays Commissioner Gordon in the Bale Batman movies?
Person 2: Also Gary Oldman, he has Lady Gaga Syndrome.

by MostlyFiller October 16, 2019

Compliance Fatigue Syndrome

A state of chronic fatigue induced by having to constantly maintain compliance with the ever-increasing variety of rules, regulations and processes created by middle management bureaucrats in both public and private organizations.

I think I've got Compliance Fatigue Syndrome from all these rules and regulations we have to obey.

by Tiger Quoll February 2, 2017

Empty Sack Syndrome

An empty ballsack, lacking any masculinity

Rob's sack was completely empty, evidenced in his endless Snooker losses. He suffers from empty sack syndrome.

by adifferentninja July 10, 2020

itchy nutsack syndrome

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome

man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??

by mexicanfoxnigga February 18, 2021

extended holiday syndrome

A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.

me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

by chinesemofo March 29, 2013