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What to do in nys

What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
It’s what to do in nys enjoy your stay
by The New York hillbilly June 18, 2023
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what a shambles

what shambles means when something may not go your way it would be considered a shambles as it isn’t in order
ohh no i dropped my phone

what a shambles
by shushhhhhhhhhhhh June 15, 2023
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what's up with that

A phrase used after hyping someone up.
You been on your fitness lately. What's up with that?
by BEYONDaverageguy March 2, 2021
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Shawty what that thang do!

If someone asks this, they're most likely asking for the "thang", which if you don't know what that is, it's either an "eggplant" or "cake" between ones thighs ;).
Boyfriend: Shawty what that thang do!
Girlfriend: Hmm 😏
by AReallyRandomDude August 24, 2022
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What The Fructose?!?!

The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"
Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.
by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019
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what else you got

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018
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Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope
"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."
by junebugistired April 23, 2020
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