cat pan

An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.

She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.

by McBigBooty January 27, 2020

Cat

Something that is blatantly false or immoral.

"I went to the party the other night, and this dude qb sneaked Tommy. Bro it was cat."

by sampittman August 20, 2021

cat

a cat is a cute creature but can do some evil actions.

person 1:cats are amazing
person 2:really I should adopt one

by qtkittygaby February 22, 2023

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

The Battle Cats.

A cool game with cats destroying existence roll cats get cats love cats increase cat popularity increase cat population.

Ginger :Hey I just played The Battle Cats.
Asian :No way I love roll cat.
Peter Griffin: You stupid

by Quenvempona2013 June 24, 2023

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019