red

A person thats very sus

Ive been following john and hes super red

by dangerchampion50172 September 27, 2020

Red velvet

When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child

Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night

by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024

red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.

“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

“Oh yeah, definitely”

by shustudent1 October 5, 2021

wild and red

Describes a person that has red hair and freckles, which is unkept and vaguely out of control. This is applicable to most red heads due to their unnatural appearance (overly pasty and wild red curly hair) and aversion to sunlight, like vampires.

Example - did you see that red haired kid? Wow, he looked pretty wild and red with his curly hair, pasty skin and freckles!

by AccLaw April 22, 2018

Big red

A milf hunter from the boonies of Perth Ontario who runs and drives on beer and loves to fuck big booty Latina’s from punta cana.

Big red just said my moms name better go hide the beer so he doesn’t become my stepdad

by Victomsofbigred December 22, 2022

Ty-red

Just giving the word "tired" more than one syllable.

"Hey can we go on one more ride?!"
"NO dad! I'm sooooooooooo ty-red!" *yawns*

by blahblah432we5 July 13, 2010

red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 June 30, 2022