by drkobra September 28, 2017
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"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."
by Izzy2latin October 4, 2017
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Get the Best Friend mug.Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.
Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?
by Aylusia October 23, 2017
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Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.
by bachelorlife June 14, 2017
Get the Pants-Off Friend mug.BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
Mike is my best-friend-gayle. We've known each other a long time.
People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
Get the best-friend-gayle mug.Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it
by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017
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