string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 06, 2019
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ride and cheese

When a women is riding a male and he screams I’m gonna cut the cheese as he busts inside of her
Girl 1: Omg guys last night me and Gary tried to ride and cheese and it was so hot.
Girl 2: Me and Nathan have to try this
by Alexis Burns August 31, 2021
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A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 26, 2025
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Grilled Cheese

When you use butter for anal sex instead of lube.
We were all out of lube so I used butter and gave her the ol grilled cheese.

Or when John gets pegged.
by Metal Bucket November 04, 2018
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Grilled cheese

"do you enjoy Grilled cheese?"
"no i do not enjoy grilled cheese."
he doesn't enjoy cock and ball torture
by wowweewoREEEEE October 12, 2021
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