beavis & Butt-Head

Beavis & Butt-Head are completely retarted cartoon charactars from MTV Created by Mike Judge. "Beavis & Butt-Head do America Is hilarious!"

Beavis & Butt-Head

Beavis: hehehehe I am Cornholio!
Butt-Head: settle down Beavis

by Karl & Roidz August 31, 2006

Butt-Ass Cold

When it's obscenely cold outside.

Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".

I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.

*Homeless population.

by UNC_UNC_UNC February 21, 2011

put it in your butt

a sign of disregard to the actual events of a conversation.

someone ask you a question or makes a comment promting a responce, however you really dont care what they want. so you say "put it in your butt"

by cari June 14, 2004

Sarissa (with butt-spike)

A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.

"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)

by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007

The Baylor Butt Fuck

At Baylor University, a very right winged Christian school, in Waco, Texas the girls are so concerned with keeping the virginity that they willingly undergo anal sex. The males at this institution compel the females that this alternative will keep them pure. This method allows the students here to have intercourse without a burden on their religious conscience.

Guy 1: "Did you have a good time in Waco last night? You were talking to that girl all night."

Guy 2: "Yeah I guess, man. I wanted to fuck her pussy but she made me give her the Baylor Butt Fuck."

Guy 1: "Shit Man!"

by TheGuy1234321 January 3, 2010

kinky butt sex

state of giving sex in a kinky way. rubbing penis around the rim then in.

what are u doing. Having kinky butt sex?
what type of porn u lookin at? Kinky butt sex

by Lancerbean March 13, 2004

butt dial rejection

The act of getting butt dialed, but when you call the person back they explain to you that they really did not mean to call you.

Happens mostly to people with a first or last names that begin with the letter A.

Andrea: Johnny finally called me!!! ... dials his number back.

Johnny: My bad i must have butt dialed, peace

Andrea: Woah what a butt dial rejection

by Theman2525 May 10, 2010