Yogurt back

When you pound a girl for 43235 hours and you cant bust a nut.... grab some silky muller vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit all over her back and call it a day!

I got yogurt back girl!

by MS.M-R February 9, 2021

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024

yogurt yodeler

it is what you call a Karen that is disrupting the peace in an ice cream shop McDonald’s getting a parfait anything of that matter …

Look at that yogurt yodeler why are they so upset?

Because they have to pay extra for their parfait .

by BigBarDollas April 10, 2024

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019

Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 21, 2016