Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

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wet kenny

When one guy has sexual intercourse when another guy's foot pussy while giving that same guy a blowjob.

Doug is going to wet kenny John tonight.

by The MurMan August 25, 2019

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Wet Pastry

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

by boomboomguy November 9, 2018

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Wet Chilli

A close relative to the Wet Willy. The act of sticking one's wet finger into the chilli ring. Aka the asshole.

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"Gross dude. I bent over and you totally gave me a wet chilli!!! I'm never showering with you again.."

"Whats up dude?! (Surprise Wet Chilli) Eww gross did you have Mexican food??"

by Cheech and Schlong December 26, 2011

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Wet Tipping

The process of sticking your dick in a women's vagina briefly for a few seconds to make your tip moist.

Done usually if the woman suddenly needs to go and you only have sex for a few seconds.

"Dude, me and Sydney were going to have sex, and I started to fuck her, but then her mom called her home cause her Grandma had a seizure. It was basically a wet tipping sort of sex only deal"

by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017

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Wet wheelbarrow

After a male had a long day of doing yard work a male inserts his sweaty moose knuckle into a woman's cock holster while she is suspended in the wheelbarrow position.

Dude after all that work we did I came in and gave her the wet wheelbarrow. Deep in the mouth hole.

by CarRamRod69 September 3, 2017

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