Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time

DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"

by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021

Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.

by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022

Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

Walmart-American

A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.

Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”

Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”

by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022

Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Walmart slut

One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.

If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.

by Jax Loreau January 18, 2025

Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 16, 2022